You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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