Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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