Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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