I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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