matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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