If that was your dad, he is hot
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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