i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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