Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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