i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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