yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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