im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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