Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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