new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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