I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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