Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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