OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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