I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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