**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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