yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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