look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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