Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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