i think i have herpe
just one?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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