this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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