From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
