You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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