I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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