sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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