Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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