No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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