wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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