last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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