My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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