If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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