I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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