I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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