Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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