how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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