i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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