How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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