My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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