so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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