Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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