Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
