Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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