Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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