I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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