ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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