Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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