You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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