Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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