So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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